32 French texting phrases that sound like a person, not a textbook

Written French in a chat is not the French of a course. It is shorter, softer, and full of small words that carry the tone. Here is what actually gets typed.

Openers

  • Coucou ! — Hey! Warm, informal, very common between friends.
  • Salut, ça va ? — Hi, how's it going? The default.
  • Quoi de neuf ? — What's new?
  • T'es dispo ce soir ? — Are you free tonight? Note t'es, not tu es.
  • Je te dérange pas ? — Am I bothering you? The dropped ne is normal in writing to friends.
  • Ça faisait longtemps ! — It's been a while!

Reacting

  • Ah ouais ? — Oh yeah? / Really?
  • C'est pas vrai ! — No way! (literally "that's not true")
  • Trop bien ! — So good! / Awesome.
  • J'avoue. — True, fair enough. Extremely common; literally "I admit".
  • Grave. — Totally. One word, full agreement.
  • Ça craint. — That sucks.
  • Courage ! — Hang in there. There is no clean English equivalent.
  • Ça me fait plaisir. — That makes me happy / glad to hear it.

Softening what you say

French leans on small hedges far more than English does. Dropping them is the fastest way to sound blunt by accident.

  • Je pense que… — I think that…
  • Si tu veux — if you like. Softens a suggestion.
  • Ça te dit ? — Fancy it? / Sound good?
  • Ça t'embête si… — Would you mind if…
  • Franchement — honestly. Signals a real opinion.
  • Du coup — so / therefore. Filler in almost every casual thread.
  • Enfin bref — anyway. Closes a tangent.

Making plans

  • On se voit quand ? — When are we meeting?
  • Ça marche pour moi. — Works for me.
  • Je te tiens au courant. — I'll keep you posted.
  • J'arrive dans 10 min. — I'll be there in 10.
  • Désolé, je peux pas ce soir. — Sorry, I can't tonight.
  • On dit 19h alors ? — Let's say 7pm then? Times are written 19h, not 7pm.

Ending a thread

  • À plus ! — See you later. Often written A+.
  • Bonne soirée — have a good evening. Used constantly; skipping it feels curt.
  • Je file, on se parle demain. — I'm off, talk tomorrow.
  • Bisous — kisses. Normal between friends and family, not romantic by default.
  • Prends soin de toi. — Take care of yourself.
  • Repose-toi bien. — Get some rest.

Abbreviations you will see

  • mdr — mort de rire, the French lol.
  • ptdr — stronger version of mdr.
  • stp / svp — s'il te plaît / s'il vous plaît (please).
  • jsp — je sais pas (I don't know).
  • tkt — t'inquiète (don't worry).
  • bcp — beaucoup (a lot).
  • rdv — rendez-vous (meeting, appointment).

Two habits worth copying

Drop the ne. In casual writing, French speakers negate with just pas: je sais pas, c'est pas grave. Keeping the ne everywhere is a reliable tell that someone learned from a textbook.

Send short messages. French threads run in bursts of one line, not paragraphs. A three-sentence reply reads as formal — and for a learner, short lines mean more turns, which means more practice.

Using these without memorising them

Lists like this fade within a week if you only read them. The phrases that stay are the ones you sent to somebody and got a reply to. Pick three from this page, use them in a real conversation this week, and let the rest go.

Learn phrases where they actually happen

Symbiose saves a word with the message it came from — who said it, in what sentence, on what day. That is what makes it come back when you need it.